Men vs. Women
I was driving back to work today. The radio station was tuned to AM and Dr. Laura was on. (Note: I don’t listen to Dr. Laura — it was tuned there because Rush in on right before she is.) As I started to drive, she was commenting on a letter from a husband about his stay at home wife.
Dr. Laura: “And I would like to share with you the poem he included [with a book he gave to his wife].”
Me [reacting to both the fact that the dude wrote the poem, as well as having to listen to the poem]: “Oh, no…”
Dr. Laura [at the same time]: “We love it when men write poems.”
And there you have it. Men vs. Women.
BTW: If you are a dude and want to write a poem for your wife, by all means. But under no circumstances do you let is publicly see the light of day. And you have to be a total retard to send it to a person who will read it nationally unless you are a professional poet. Period.